House M.D. - Season 1, Episode 2

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Mm-hmm
Mm-hmm.
No fever
No fever.
Glands normal. Missing her vaccination dates
Glands normal.
Missing her vaccination dates.
We're not vaccinating
We're not vaccinating.
Gribbet! Gribbet!
Gribbet! Gribbet!
Gribbet!
Gribbet!
Think they don't work?
Think they don't work?
I think some multinational pharmaceutical company wants me to think they work--
I think some multinational
pharmaceutical company
wants me to think they work--
pad their bottom line. Mm-hmm
pad their bottom line.
Mm-hmm.
May I? Sure
- May I?
- Sure.
Gribbet. Gribbet
Gribbet. Gribbet.
Gribbet
Gribbet.
Yeah. All-natural, no dyes is a good business
Yeah. All-natural,
no dyes is a good business.
All-natural children's toys
All-natural children's toys.
Toy companies-- they don't arbitrarily mark up their frogs
Toy companies-- they don't
arbitrarily mark up their frogs.
They don't lie about how much they spend on research and development
They don't lie about how much
they spend on research
and development.
The worst that a toy company could be accused of is making a really boring frog
The worst that a toy company
could be accused of is making
a really boring frog.
Gribbet, gribbet, gribbet
Gribbet, gribbet, gribbet.
You know another really good business?
You know another
really good business?
Teeny, tiny baby coffins
Teeny, tiny baby coffins.
You can get 'em in frog green,
You can get 'em
in frog green,
fire-engine red-- really
fire-engine red-- really.
The antibodies in yummy Mummy only protect the kid for six months,
The antibodies in yummy Mummy
only protect the kid for six months,
which is why these companies think they can gouge you
which is why these companies
think they can gouge you.
They think that you'll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive
They think that you'll spend
whatever they ask
to keep your kid alive.
Want to change things? Prove 'em wrong
Want to change things?
Prove 'em wrong.
Few hundred parents like you decide they'd rather let their kid die than cough up 40 bucks for a vaccination,
Few hundred parents like you decide
they'd rather let their kid die
than cough up 40 bucks for a vaccination,
believe me, prices will drop really fast
believe me,
prices will drop really fast.
Gribbet, gribbet, gribbet, gribbet, gribbet
Gribbet, gribbet, gribbet,
gribbet, gribbet.
Gribbet
Gribbet.
Tell me what she has
Tell me what she has.
A cold
A cold.
There's a problem
There's a problem.
Complications in surgery? Surgery went fine. He's in recovery
Complications in surgery?
Surgery went fine.
He's in recovery.
But we took a vial of C.S.F. and tested it. Really?
But we took a vial
of C.S.F. and tested it.
Really?
Turns out the bowing wasn't the cause of his problems. It was a symptom
Turns out the bowing
wasn't the cause of his problems.
It was a symptom.
Oligoclonal bands and increased intrathecal IgG
Oligoclonal bands
and increased intrathecal IgG.
Which means multiple sclerosis. And the reason it takes three of you to tell me this?
Which means multiple sclerosis.
And the reason it takes
three of you to tell me this?
Because we're having a disagreement about whether or not it is M.S
Because we're having a disagreement
about whether or not it is M.S.
No lesions on the M.R.I. It's early. He's had the disease for maybe two weeks
No lesions on the M.R.I.
It's early. He's had the disease
for maybe two weeks.
McDonald criteria requires six months to make a definitive diagnosis. Who cares about MacPhearson?
- McDonald criteria requires six months
to make a definitive diagnosis.
- Who cares about MacPhearson?
I hear he tortured kittens. McDonald
- I hear he tortured kittens.
- McDonald.
Oh, McDonald. Wonderful doctor, loved kittens
Oh, McDonald.
Wonderful doctor, loved kittens.
The V.E.P. indicates slowing of the brain
The V.E.P. indicates slowing of the brain.
Without the lesions, we can't be sure
Without the lesions,
we can't be sure.
Well, if it is, it's gone from zero to 60 in three weeks,
Well, if it is, it's gone from
zero to 60 in three weeks,
which would indicate rapidly progressive M.S
which would indicate
rapidly progressive M.S.
Not the fun M.S. with the balloons and the bike rides for cripples in wheelchairs
Not the fun M.S.
with the balloons and the bike rides
for cripples in wheelchairs.
We should wait until-- Start treating him now,
- We should wait until--
- Start treating him now,
maybe he can walk for another couple of years, maybe live for another five
maybe he can walk
for another couple of years,
maybe live for another five.
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