Intouchables

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Very elegant
Very elegant.
Really
Really.
What else
What else.
Bravo
Bravo.
How long has it been going on?
How long has it been going on?
He's such a pain in the ass
He's such a pain in the ass.
Six months
Six months.
Six months?
Six months?
And you've never seen her?
And you've never seen her?
She really might be ugly. Or fat
She really might be ugly.
Or fat.
Or even disabled
Or even disabled.
You should add that after the poem: 'by the way, how much do you weigh'?
You should add that after the poem:
'by the way, how much do you weigh'?
Write it
Write it.
Thanks a lot for your useful advice, Driss
Thanks a lot for your
useful advice, Driss.
Let's get back to it
Let's get back to it.
Where was I?
Where was I?
I think a sphynx was eating daisies, running in the fields, doing weird stuff
I think a sphynx was eating daisies,
running in the fields, doing weird stuff.
Let's see…
Let's see…
'strange and symbolic nature'
'strange and symbolic nature'
And in this strange and symbolic nature…
And in this strange and
symbolic nature…
You have to call her
You have to call her.
– Where the pure angel merges with the antic sphynx…
– Where the pure angel merges
with the antic sphynx…
I'm telling you. Call her
I'm telling you. Call her.
Spot it, Driss. I'm better at written communication
Spot it, Driss.
I'm better at written communication.
Unbelievable
Unbelievable.
Alright, but I'm gonna look for her phone number, it stresses me out
Alright, but I'm gonna look for her
phone number, it stresses me out.
Hey!
Hey!
She's from the north… that's not good
She's from the north…
that's not good.
Leave this envelope
Leave this envelope.
Never has a 'Miss France' come from the north. They usually look like crap over there
Never has a 'Miss France' come from the north.
They usually look like crap over there.
Give the envelope back now
Give the envelope back now.
She wrote her phone number, god damn it. It's a sign. She wants you to call her!
She wrote her phone number, god damn it.
It's a sign. She wants you to call her!
Please. Let it go
Please. Let it go.
She wrote her phone number, Philippe. What do you think? It means «Call Me»
She wrote her phone number, Philippe.
What do you think? It means «Call Me».
«I want to lick your ear lobe»
«I want to lick your ear lobe».
– Of course, Philippe. – You're not calling her, are you?
– Of course, Philippe.
– You're not calling her, are you?
She doesn't give a shit about poetry. Six fucking months of poetry…
She doesn't give a shit about poetry.
Six fucking months of poetry…
He's bonkers
He's bonkers.
– I won't talk to her. – I'm gonna check if she has a weird accent
– I won't talk to her.
– I'm gonna check if she has a weird accent.
Northern accent sucks…
Northern accent sucks…
Put down the phone!
Put down the phone!
– She wants a piece of Philippe. – She's gonna have some
– She wants a piece of Philippe.
– She's gonna have some.
Hello
Hello.
Nice voice, for a start
Nice voice, for a start.
Hello…
Hello…
– No
– No.
– No
– No.
– Hello… – Improvise, talk about daisies and shit…
– Hello…
– Improvise, talk about daisies and shit…
– Eleonore?
– Eleonore?
– It's Philippe
– It's Philippe.
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