Intouchables

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Get out of my way!
Get out of my way!
Ok, here they are
Ok, here they are.
Philippe, wake up now, I bet you 100 euro‚ that I'll lose them
Philippe, wake up now, I bet
you 100 euro‚ that I'll lose them.
Philippe? Deal
Philippe? Deal.
Let's do this!
Let's do this!
Gosh, you're on a good night
Gosh, you're on a good night.
Fuck
Fuck.
You lost them alright
You lost them alright.
Get out of the car! Hands on the hood!
Get out of the car!
Hands on the hood!
– I double. – 200 euro‚ that they're escorting us
– I double.
– 200 euro‚ that they're escorting us.
You're gonna lose again
You're gonna lose again.
– 200 euro!
– 200 euro!
– Come on! Show me your hands!
– Come on! Show me your hands!
Your hands goddammit!
Your hands goddammit!
– Wait. I'm gonna explain. – Shut up. Hands on the hood
– Wait. I'm gonna explain.
– Shut up. Hands on the hood.
– Wait. – Get out of the car. Now!
– Wait.
– Get out of the car. Now!
Take it easy!
Take it easy!
He can't get out. He can't even open the door
He can't get out.
He can't even open the door.
Look at him for god's sake!
Look at him for god's sake!
There's a wheel chair in the trunk. He's disabled. Go check!
There's a wheel chair in the trunk.
He's disabled. Go check!
Get off me
Get off me.
– He's telling the truth. – SO!
– He's telling the truth.
– SO!
What did you think?
What did you think?
You think I'm driving that fast. For the fun of it?
You think I'm driving that fast.
For the fun of it?
I was going to the hospital. I'm working for him. He's having a stroke!
I was going to the hospital.
I'm working for him. He's having a stroke!
The more we wait, the worse it gets
The more we wait,
the worse it gets.
He can't move, he can't do anything. That's why I'm here
He can't move, he can't do anything.
That's why I'm here.
I think we have a problem here
I think we have a problem here.
Come see this
Come see this.
– What the fuck do we do now? – That's right, think about it. Take your time
– What the fuck do we do now?
– That's right, think about it. Take your time.
But meanwhile call his 15 years old daughter and tell his father is dead because of you!
But meanwhile call his 15 years old daughter
and tell his father is dead because of you!
Because if he's not taken care of within 5 minutes, it's over
Because if he's not taken care
of within 5 minutes, it's over.
But take your time
But take your time.
Think. Think fast. He's dying!
Think. Think fast. He's dying!
Alright, don't lose any more time. Go
Alright, don't lose any more time.
Go.
– Where are you going? – ER
– Where are you going?
– ER.
We're gonna escort you, it's safer. Let's go, we're escorting them!
We're gonna escort you, it's safer.
Let's go, we're escorting them!
They're gone. They're leaving
They're gone. They're leaving.
Good
Good.
Philippe, this is so gross
Philippe, this is so gross.
I can't deal with that, how do you produce this…
I can't deal with that, how
do you produce this…
Alright, you'll really have to get your license eventually
Alright, you'll really have to
get your license eventually.
Yes but meanwhile «we're gonna escort you, it's safer»
Yes but meanwhile «we're gonna
escort you, it's safer».
A 200 euro, escort
A 200 euro, escort.
What? I never bet such amounts of money
What? I never bet such
amounts of money.
Let's celebrate a little bit
Let's celebrate a little bit.
«We're gonna escort you, it's safer.»
«We're gonna escort
you, it's safer.»
Cool it. I helped you big time
Cool it. I helped you big time.
Philippe, an escort. A safe escort!
Philippe, an escort.
A safe escort!
Here he comes
Here he comes.
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